Todrick Hall è un attore, cantante, ballerino del Texas. Oltre a tutto questo è anche un “youtuber”. Nel suo canale, oltre a tutte le inutilità che la maggior parte dei suoi colleghi si concede, spunta ogni tanto qualcosa di simpatico. In questi giorni invece è spuntato un capolavoro. “Beauty and the Beat” è un rifacimento de “La Bella e la Bestia” di Walt Disney, rivisitato in chiave moderna e con più di una citazione al mondo hiphop.
Buona visione, buon ascolto e buone risate.
PS: sotto il video, per chi volesse cimentarsi in un karaoke, trovate anche il testo.
Belle:
Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…People of the Hood:
What’s good, What’s good, What’s good, What’s good
Get yo tail out the streetBelle:
There go Bonquesha she wit Trey like always
He’s on the downlow I can tell
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this busted ratchet townCLEETUS:
Good morning BelleBelle:
Good morning Cleetus.CLEETUS:
Where you going?Belle:
The weave shop! I just saw the most wonderful style it’s an up do with some finger waves and some micro braids….CLEETUS:
That’s nice…Patrice, where my brownies, hurry upIMAN:
Hey little mama can I get them digits
So I can hit you on yo cell, yo let me get it thoughHATER GIRL:
Her beauty ain’t all that!IMAN:
But her booty is real fatIMAN/HATER GIRL:
No denyin’ she a boogie girl that BelleSTREET LADY:
What’s good?KEITH:
What it do?STREET LADY:
How is yo Mama ‘nem!BELLE:
BonjourGLOZELL:
What You Call Me?BELLE:
How is your wife?HUNGRY LADY:
I need 6 legsCHEAP LADY:
Uh-uh, that’s too expensiveBELLE:
There must be more than this old hood rat life!LaWasha & LaDrya:
Look there she go, she think she got that good hair
Girl that’s a lace-front I can tell.LaWasha:
Where she get that ugly dress?Miles Jai:
Cause she look a crusty mess!LaWasha & LaDrya:
Cause she really is a boogie girl that Belle! Mmm.Belle:
Oh, isn’t this a hot mess
Who would name their first-born Blue Ivy?
Here’s Kim Kardash ‘n Kanye
Wonder if they’ll have a brand new show on BET?Vonzell:
Well I had heard that she a chocolate chaser,
They say she like that caramel.Shaqueeba:
She aint looking for no beast
Less he lookted like TyreseRandom Mexican:
Very different from the rest of usVonzell & Shaqueeba:
Boo you ain’t like the rest of usALL:
Yes different from the rest of us is BelleGUNSHOT!
Oh shit!
Jerome:
Right from the moment I had met you seent you
I said you bangin and I fell
Baby what’s it gonna be,
Tell me is you feelin me?
Cause I’m makin plans to leave my momma house.Chicken Heads:
Look there he go, isn’t he awl that
My boo, Jerome…girl he so foine
Uh-uh, 4 real? Girl no he didn’t
If she can’t use yo’ comb don’t bring her homeChaos Section:
Eh-Eh, Mmhmm, Uh-uh, Okrrr
Yo’ kitchen nappy…Girl hide yo kids
Sho nuff, Shawty, Okay, Aint nobody got time for that
Yo homie move!
Jamal, Jamel, Jaquan, Jaqual
My baby daddy (Child I don’t know, good mornting, Oh good mornting)Belle:
There must be more than this old hoodrat lifeDestorm:
If you got good credit, you can be my wife.ALL:
Look there she go, she lookted so ridiculous
She thank she in a fury tale
Why she got her weave like that
Tell me where they do that at
She really is a boogie girl
A beauty but a boogie girl
She really is a boogie girl…….THAT BELLEWhat’s good
What’s good
What’s good
What’s goodWhat’s good
What’s good
GLOZELL:
If you don’t get out the skreet oh I swear for God! uh uh!
Don’t make me take my shoe off!
Ooh get out a my way! Ugh!
Heffa
(Stefano Zago)
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