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La Bella (e la Bestia) iz in da ghetto

 

Todrick Hall è un attore, cantante, ballerino del Texas. Oltre a tutto questo è anche un “youtuber”. Nel suo canale, oltre a tutte le inutilità che la maggior parte dei suoi colleghi si concede, spunta ogni tanto qualcosa di simpatico. In questi giorni invece è spuntato un capolavoro. “Beauty and the Beat” è un rifacimento de “La Bella e la Bestia” di Walt Disney, rivisitato in chiave moderna e con più di una citazione al mondo hiphop.
Buona visione, buon ascolto e buone risate.

PS: sotto il video, per chi volesse cimentarsi in un karaoke, trovate anche il testo.

Belle:
Little town, it’s a quiet village
Every day like the one before
Little town, full of little people
Waking up to say…

People of the Hood:
What’s good, What’s good, What’s good, What’s good
Get yo tail out the street

Belle:
There go Bonquesha she wit Trey like always
He’s on the downlow I can tell
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this busted ratchet town

CLEETUS:
Good morning Belle

Belle:
Good morning Cleetus.

CLEETUS:
Where you going?

Belle:
The weave shop! I just saw the most wonderful style it’s an up do with some finger waves and some micro braids….

CLEETUS:
That’s nice…Patrice, where my brownies, hurry up

IMAN:
Hey little mama can I get them digits
So I can hit you on yo cell, yo let me get it though

HATER GIRL:
Her beauty ain’t all that!

IMAN:
But her booty is real fat

IMAN/HATER GIRL:
No denyin’ she a boogie girl that Belle

STREET LADY:
What’s good?

KEITH:
What it do?

STREET LADY:
How is yo Mama ‘nem!

BELLE:
Bonjour

GLOZELL:
What You Call Me?

BELLE:
How is your wife?

HUNGRY LADY:
I need 6 legs

CHEAP LADY:
Uh-uh, that’s too expensive

BELLE:
There must be more than this old hood rat life!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Look there she go, she think she got that good hair
Girl that’s a lace-front I can tell.

LaWasha:
Where she get that ugly dress?

Miles Jai:
Cause she look a crusty mess!

LaWasha & LaDrya:
Cause she really is a boogie girl that Belle! Mmm.

Belle:
Oh, isn’t this a hot mess
Who would name their first-born Blue Ivy?
Here’s Kim Kardash ‘n Kanye
Wonder if they’ll have a brand new show on BET?

Vonzell:
Well I had heard that she a chocolate chaser,
They say she like that caramel.

Shaqueeba:
She aint looking for no beast
Less he lookted like Tyrese

Random Mexican:
Very different from the rest of us

Vonzell & Shaqueeba:
Boo you ain’t like the rest of us

ALL:
Yes different from the rest of us is Belle

GUNSHOT!

Oh shit!

Jerome:
Right from the moment I had met you seent you
I said you bangin and I fell
Baby what’s it gonna be,
Tell me is you feelin me?
Cause I’m makin plans to leave my momma house.

Chicken Heads:
Look there he go, isn’t he awl that
My boo, Jerome…girl he so foine
Uh-uh, 4 real? Girl no he didn’t
If she can’t use yo’ comb don’t bring her home

Chaos Section:
Eh-Eh, Mmhmm, Uh-uh, Okrrr
Yo’ kitchen nappy…Girl hide yo kids
Sho nuff, Shawty, Okay, Aint nobody got time for that
Yo homie move!
Jamal, Jamel, Jaquan, Jaqual
My baby daddy (Child I don’t know, good mornting, Oh good mornting)

Belle:
There must be more than this old hoodrat life

Destorm:
If you got good credit, you can be my wife.

ALL:
Look there she go, she lookted so ridiculous
She thank she in a fury tale
Why she got her weave like that
Tell me where they do that at
She really is a boogie girl
A beauty but a boogie girl
She really is a boogie girl…….THAT BELLE

What’s good

What’s good

What’s good
What’s good

What’s good

What’s good

GLOZELL:
If you don’t get out the skreet oh I swear for God! uh uh!
Don’t make me take my shoe off!
Ooh get out a my way! Ugh!
Heffa

 

(Stefano Zago)

About Stefano Zago

Amo l'hiphop da quando l'ho conosciuto, mi piace viaggiare e portarlo sempre con me. Il mio genere preferito è il G-Funk, sono mc, vocalist, beatmaker, dreamer e suono in una band jazz-hiphop di 7 elementi, ma questa è un'altra storia.

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